The Philosophy of Sam, Part V

This one come with some help from a very wise, pin-striped man who was telling a great anecdote during a road trip to Massachusettes. I forget the details, but the moral of the story was: Do you want justice? Or do you want revenge?

I say you can have both. Just remember this for your next drunken night out:

When getting into a bar fight, get them to question your sexuality, then get them to swing at you. Now it's a hate crime.

...As always, I'm here to help.