Somebody, Please-- Stop the Insanity!

Is it Depression Awareness Week in Nebraska again? Oh, wait, that was last week. This week is Domestic Abuse Awareness Week.

Normally when the Husker lose, it's Depression Awareness Week-- and the entire state goes on suicide watch. When they lose twice in a season, it becomes Domestic Abuse Awareness Week-- because then NU footballers usually start beating up their girlfriends.

I know, it's not funny. But it is worth noting.

Beyond that, I'm convinced that Husker fans-- which account for about 99% of the population of this state are a bunch of spoiled fucking whiners.

It started before the game was even over. Oklahoma runs a fake field goal, which led to a first down, and eventually a touchdown.

"Oklahoma's cheating! They're resorting to trick plays! Who runs a fake field goal?"

Shut the fuck up!

Nevermind the fact the Huskers ran a halfback... err, excuse me... I-back pass. Who runs an I-back pass? The Huskers ran a trick play, too. Stop bitching! If a fake field goal is cheating, so is a halfback pass.

Sit down, you Republican, Felon sympathiser.

Then they bitch about "it's a sad day when we can't get a call in our own stadium".

Shut the fuck up!

Nobody cares if you thought there was holding on ANY play. The opinion of the men in the striped shirts are the only opinions that matter. And even if they missed one hold, shit happens, they're human.

And are you suggesting that teams used to get "homered" when they came to Memorial Stadium? Were the Huskers paying off the officials in previous seasons?

Somebody call the NCAA-- I think we have a conspiracy on our hands! Investigate the University of Nebraska... again. We got the swimming program once-- and Steve Pedersen said they weren't the only program in violation of NCAA policy. Was he protecting the football program?

Bring it, you cow-tipping, corn-growing hick.

Your team lost. Deal with it. Stop making excuses. Your team sucks. Get used to it. Besides, it's sport. Who gives a damn how a college football does? It's not the end of the world. Perhaps the State of Nebraska should invest time in money in promoting other aspects of life in this state-- wait, are there any? Surely there is a better use of time and money than backing a bunch of felons on a field trip from the state pennitentiary.

Let's take pride in something else. Anything else. Arbor Day? uhh... wait, I had another... please, send some ideas. There has got to be more to this state than a college football team.